Re: ))))Vu & Company(((( A GREAT SAYING

Good, be retionale and positive; think positive and be positive.....
all these are the facts of the throne but it is not possible to
internalize everything.

Muhammad Jaleel

On 9/12/11, bc100201598 Waqar Ahmed <bc100201598@vu.edu.pk> wrote:
> nice waqar ahmad butt
>
> On Mon, Sep 12, 2011 at 11:08 AM, SAIMA GUL <cyma.gulvu@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> *nice sayings
>> *
>> On 12 September 2011 11:05, Älï ® <apnabhi@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>
>>> FAILURE SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEART
>>>
>>> AND
>>>
>>> SUCCESS SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEAD.
>>>
>>> 1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,
>>>
>>> but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely
>>>
>>> BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
>>>
>>> Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD.
>>>
>>> After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
>>>
>>> 1. Tele-Phone.
>>>
>>> 2. Tele-Vision.
>>>
>>> 3. Tell-a-Woman....
>>>
>>> Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 4. Love your friends, not their sisters. Love your sisters, not their
>>> friends.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
>>>
>>> They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
>>>
>>> Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
>>>
>>> Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
>>>
>>> Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
>>>
>>> Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
>>> life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERYTHING in your
>>> life.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
>>>
>>> Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
>>> Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
>>> ELECTRICITY BILL.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 9.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women. Because as per
>>> Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
>>>
>>>
>>> Conclusion:
>>>
>>> A Ship is always safe at the shore but that is NOT what it is built for.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> *SAIMA KHAN*
>> *BSCS*
>> *6th Sem*
>>
>>
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